WHEN ITS SWIMSUIT SEASON
When I realize there’s a bunch of kids staying on my floor.
(Source: heydear90s)
Hey Zooey Deschanel, do more of this and less of those shitty iPhone commercials.
cosmo tip #240
when he least expects it take off all your clothes to reveal that you are actually a rat king
(via laurenkschmidt)
You know what? This.
(Source: lovinamerica)
At Starbucks:
Starbucks Guy: What's the name?
Me: Primrose Everdeen.
Starbucks Guy: *prepares order* Primrose Everdeen!
Me: I VOLUNTEER!
Great movie to be watching on Easter. Side note, Dick Van Dyke was pretty foxy.
Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke on the set of Mary Poppins.
VENTI PACT:
Venti pact: When your internship offers to buy all of the interns coffee when you go on a coffee run, and said interns all agree to order ventis so no one looks like an asshole.
